baton

A fat joint, usually a cone.

Let's smoke that baton.

by joynt May 13, 2005

After-Bation Sensation

After-Bation Sensation (ABS) is the extreme sensitivity of the head of the penis experienced after ejaculation caused by masturbation. ABS may also be experienced following phallacio or any form of sexual intercourse.

Man my dick was mad sensitive after I busted in that chick's ear. You think she gave me an STD?

Naw man thats just After-Bation Sensation!

by JPizzle33 January 1, 2007

baboon

To Baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked buttocks. The victim's posterior rapidly takes on the bright-red appearance of that of the Hamadryas baboon.

Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!

by doyouknowtheowenbrothers? November 30, 2006

Alaskan Baboon

Sexual act that involves one person covering themselves in their partner's feces from head to toe leaving only the buttocks area clean. Anal sex then proceeds.

She wanted to do a Dirty Sanchez, but I recommended the Alaskan Baboon. She was all over that.

by Frooch January 9, 2008

Baton Rouge

A soul-sucking town full of insular would-be hipsters that relish fresh meat for their tired old rumor-mill. Also, a city where pretty much everyone has fucked everyone else. Finally, a place to get the FUCK OUT OF.

Q: What do you think of Baton Rouge?

A: It fucking sucks. I hate it. Don't go there, ever.

by Outtaheresoon August 16, 2011

bagoon

Something or someone who is overly huge or ugly.

Holy shit Tom look at that nasty bagoon!

by Bunk Diggity September 6, 2006

cock baloon

n; whilst engaging in foreplay, the state of the male penis when it is fully prepared for penetration. Symptoms of this state are usually big, red/purple, throbbing, uncontrollable penises.

"Randy, I think we should skip the forplay, you've got yourself a cock baloon!"

by The_Guy_who_was_lost_in_the_mists_of_evermore December 15, 2005