badlands

grundle, taint, derf
space between balls and anus

she told me I had a rash on my badlands. I said where's that? She said its your taint. I said what? she said taint your balls, taint your ass.

by will via Matt Brady April 28, 2004

Baslamm

A word Used to indicate yes or that something is cool, awesome, agreed, hit or hit apon.

Eg 1
Person 1: Did you do see that fine-assed biatch last night?
Person 2: Baslamm!

Eg 2
Person 1: I was talking to this chick and she ws like u wanna come back to my nouse, i was like baslamm!

Eg 3
Person 3: Hey! what the hell are u doing!
Person 4: Shut up biatch! *Hits person 3* Baslamm!

by ThePengwin August 29, 2008

Bisland

A sexy bitch of a babe who turns heads of man, woman and beast alike when she walks by, usually due to the perfect swagger and sway of her perfect ass and legs.

Good God, there's a bisland I'd like to verb!

by lungpigg November 7, 2008

Balancity

It describes how people balance out their personalities

If we put two crazy people together, we throw out their balancity.

by kawaiibaka November 4, 2018

Poor-balance beam

Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant

Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many

by f4nt4st1c1234 October 13, 2008

Volume Balancing

Usually taking place at night time when one's whole family is asleep, it is the art of watching something on TV, and turning the volume up and down so as not to disturb others, while keeping the volume enjoyable for yourself.

Ben: The explosion scene is coming up! Let me turn down the volume so I don't wake up my mom...

Max: Dude, nice volume balancing!

by MKU May 2, 2012

Healthy balanced breakfast

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up

Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!

by anon23432 August 17, 2015