Sharpest cookie in the barn

used to describe someone who has made an intelligent comment or is simply very intelligent/sharp.

Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!

Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....

by Klaustifer van shulifet July 20, 2009

chalk your barn

repeted ass fucking untill the anal region is bleed profusively (no lube)
also used as an expression when you dominate your opponet

I so chalk your barn
We chalked there barn

by Bigdady December 17, 2010

cleaning out the barn

1. an epic dump
2. a medical procedure which requires cleaning of the colon, i.e. colonoscopy

Man, I ran out of toilet paper last night while cleaning out the barn and I had to use my boxers.

by SmooveDog May 22, 2011

Was tha born in a barn

An expression that can be used in conjunction with put wood in t'oil to tell someone to shut the door

Bob: *Leaves two doors open"
Jim: "Was tha born in a barn? Put wood in t' oil!"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

Bitter barn

Where crabby people reside.

"Jimmy, are you ever going to forgive the teacher for that grade or are you going to live in the bitter barn 'til next century?"

by MyNameGoesRightHere June 18, 2009

arm barn

fisting; a bullpen

"hey did you know those dog killers peta want to change the bullpen's name to arm barn lmao"

"wait you mean fisting"

by jevsal2 October 28, 2021

your barn door is open

Phrase implying that someone's pants zipper is unzipped.

"Dude, your barn door is open and I can see your pink underwear!"

by Janis July 9, 2004