Barking Redeye

Mooning someone and spreading your cheeks so they can see your 'redeye'. The 'bark' means to fart while your cheeks are spread.

Note: If you accidentaly shit on the floor during the Barking Redeye, your buddies reserve the right to tell everyone you know, especially women.

I stood over my roommates bed and gave him a Barking Redeye first thing in the morning.

by Fishnizzle April 20, 2007

Barking at the Tuna

The act of vomiting in a womans vagina while performing oral sex.

I was so hammered last night that I started barking at the tuna while hooking up with Sally.

by yeagerstew March 24, 2008

fart-bark

A loudmouth, dumbass who might as well be a dog with an ass for a face.

Shut up, fart-bark!

by Lulu (age 5) c/o Coz (daddy) August 22, 2003

bark piece

Standard unit of currency within the wordgrackle/word community.

May The Gobs shower you with many a bark piece.

by Dolphin_X March 30, 2003

park and bark

Parking a car (park) and talking for a variable length of a time (bark), often with the presence of food.

Kevin: Hey Lauren, do you want to go to Wendy's and have a park and bark?
Lauren: *Hearty laugh* Oh man I could go for a frosty.
Kevin: ... and fries, too?
Lauren: Oh, my, god, yes

by k.hahn January 23, 2007

barking spider

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.

"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"

by bammer March 5, 2008

tree bark

an extremely hairy and rough vagina. to the point where it's almost as if you are touching tree bark

i was fuckin this bitch, i stopped halfway through, her tree bark was too much.

by chunkography January 6, 2009