Associate of the Art's

An Associate of the Art's degree is what a complete moron calls an Associate of Arts Degree because they didn't really go to college and really have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. Not only did they put "the" in front of Arts which leads you to believe they are dumb and stupid, but they also through an apostrophe in between Art and s just to ensure you really know how much of a moron they are.

An associate of the Art's degree, worth about the same as marka.

by That kid is a moron. May 17, 2018

Assolophobia

When you find ass hairs in your ass crack and you are startled

"ah, I have ass hairs, I just got assolophobia"

by Idubbbz left nipple May 25, 2018

associacrat

Origin:
əˈsəʊ/krat
associate - be involved with
bureaucrat - a bureaucrat is a member of a bureaucracy

Highly educated, well dressed, ineffective, incompetent person. Normally found in advisory positions including law and political policy.

Synonyms: camp follower, coat-tail rider.

Antonym: The person who actually gets shit done.

Fuck me dead, that gel-hair associacrat gets paid $100,000 a year to piss in the minister's pockets.

Associacrats have created MANY more problems than they have solved.

Associacrat, the last person to call in the event of a fire.

by MR Anti Associacrat July 7, 2018

associational literature

Stories that are written in a way that readers can make connections situations and characters and their own lives.

An example of this is Medicine River by Thomas King.

"Medicine River is associational literature."

by Bookworm#1 ;D January 18, 2019

Assortion

It’s what people say when they mean “Assortment” and they say “Assortion” instead.

“Kids in grade 3 have just a random assortion of colours in their pencil case.”

by László the Wordkeeper February 23, 2019

Assolli

An Italian Jerk

That assolli ate the last piece of pie.

by Francanbene November 27, 2019

Assolations

Isolation of ass movement, i.e. the act of twerking.

Left cheek, right cheek- those are some serious assolations.

by TaintTantrum December 11, 2019