asshat

Imagine the in-between look of a baseball cap when it isn't curved or flat. After someone has sat on it, it is a hat that's had ass on it BUT if you wear that hat then you, my friend, are an asshat 100%.
It's works 2 different ways! ;)

Will came over yesterday wearing the asshat that his buddy gave him. That's nasty af, what an asshat! He is really something else!

by dont313mess June 22, 2025

Asshatness

The behaviour exuded from someone who is considered to be an ass hat.

The game was broken because of his blatant asshatness.

by Dia1 April 28, 2021

Asshat

what you call your friend's when they think they're smart, or they are just retarded

Person 1: the earth is flat!
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Asshat.

by Lil_Ligma November 28, 2018

Asshat

A dumbass

Tyler is an asshat

by That seabear kid November 11, 2019

Asshat

A playful way of saying "You are fucking annoying and you need to go somewhere else you little turd!" To your friend...

When he said he broke up with my best friend, I said, "How could you do that you little Asshat!"

by The Girl Around The Corner February 7, 2017

asshat

Donald Trump and his cronies

That asshat is going to build that wall.

by EVAmyLeeMetalhead April 16, 2017

Asshat

asshat (noun)

Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.

Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.

Proverb 🏛️

“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”

— Canadian Dad Wisdom™

“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”

by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025