asshat

that little tatto chicks get right above their buttcrack usually called a tramp stamp

did u see taras new asshat i hope she didnt pay alot for it

by douschebaghater June 28, 2009

asshalves

Worse than assholes, they're not wholes they're halves

I wonder how many millions these asshalves who own these companies contributed to the Romney/Ryan campaign?

by Captain Cheesewhiz November 21, 2012

asshats

1. Absence of any form of political authority.
2. Political disorder and confusion.
3. Absence of government; the state of society where there is no law or supreme power; a state of lawlessness; political confusion.

Asshats is a secret goatse worshipping cult.

by Mer May 29, 2004

asshattery

a place where asshats are created, incubated, or otherwise come into being

just snuck out of the asshattery, didn't ya?

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

asshairhat

1) A hat made out of donkey hair.

2) A game that is played by capturing a person on camera who has their hair mounted like a hat in any number of ways, such as a picture of a person whose hair is standing straight up.

1) Jon is wearing a warm asshairhat, made from the hair of tony's donkeys.

2) Tony takes great pictures of Jon and Susies asshairhats.

by Wizard of AHHs March 6, 2011

Mongolian Asshat

(Adjective) From assclown, referring to an individual or individuals exhibiting conduct demonstrating that the better part of their genetic material at conception trickled down their maternal ancestor's bare buttocks.

And lo, they did see the apocalypse approaching...and riding at the front of the four horsemen was George Bush. What a mongolian asshat that man is.

by Bob Weaver May 12, 2004

asshat

The formation of shit that completely fills your ass crack as you dump in your pants while sitting. The compressed turd creates a hat for your ass.
A person who would best be described by comparing to the above.

Timmy extruded a massive asshat in his diaper.
Joe is such an asshat.
That was a real asshat move.

by howman December 19, 2008