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asshairhat

1) A hat made out of donkey hair.

2) A game that is played by capturing a person on camera who has their hair mounted like a hat in any number of ways, such as a picture of a person whose hair is standing straight up.
1) Jon is wearing a warm asshairhat, made from the hair of tony's donkeys.

2) Tony takes great pictures of Jon and Susies asshairhats.
by Wizard of AHHs March 6, 2011
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Asshairagus

The term used to describe the cluster of asshairs that have been fused together by a crusted shit ball (dingleberry), resulting from piss poor wiping.
Moose - why you guys keep insisting on posting snaps of pipes falling out of your asses?

Big Cheesey - haha you see The bundle of ass pubes T$ had on his last snap? Dude needs to hose them off.

T$ - don’t make fun of my asshairagus. Bitches would pay top dollar in the brown market for that
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 21, 2022
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