First Attempt Syndrome

(usually in Minecraft parkour) when you get super far in a parkour on your first try, but on your later attempts, you start trippin

Yo I think I have a case of First Attempt Syndrome cause after I fell off the parkour that first try, I kept fucking walking off of the one block jumps.

by pussack August 6, 2018

Yoda attempt

A small, cloaked imposter most noted for his role as He-Man’s homie.

“Babe, that guy was just a total Yoda attempt.”

by Grayskull February 8, 2019

an attempt at teaching

most substitute teachers

wow that was a fun an attempt at teaching

by sun tzu_closerelativeofgenghis December 23, 2021

Mabek Atem

So this nigga 'Mabek Atem' when he want things his way he is the most hard headed person in the world, he just turned into a nigga no, he's to machar. He doesn't care he'll argue with you for hours and hours. He just likes being a black

John Machar- I called front seat

Mabek Atem- Nah what stfu mums life I called fuck off cunt mums life im sitting in the front seat

John Machar- I fucken called front seat first now fuck off
Mabek Atem- Mums life I called it first and mums life I'm not getting out now fuck off
John Machar- Why tf you being hard headed for like fuck bro

by Masud Muncher March 23, 2022

Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.

Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers

by Big dimo August 2, 2022

Maur (apemannen)

Maur (apemannen) is a big eared monkey that could hear you from the squarefott og pi based on the theory of e=mc2
Maur has big fucking ears and he is probaly hearing me typing this. He is a very scumptius monkey with big as ears he likes two listen to the sound of you taking your socks of while you sleep.

dam he has big fucking ears he must be a Maur (apemannen)

by Cool aid drinking monkey May 9, 2023

Assassination Attempt

When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.

I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.

by Dingelberry July 16, 2024