App Trapper

A legal hustler who uses rideshare and delivery apps to earn a living. Someone who doesn’t do the 9-5 or deal with bosses. Self employed and creates their own paycheck.

AppTrappin (verb)

What do you do for a living? I’m an AppTrapper
I’d rather be an App Trapper than work 9-5

by CoolBossDee November 2, 2022

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bon app-a-queef

It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).

"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."

by fedewolfie December 10, 2016

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app

Short of "apropo" in romanian. Can also mean application.

"App am uitat să iți aduc caietul."

by Chocolateholic November 21, 2021

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zombie app

A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.

Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.

They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...

Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps, spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.

by Manabozhocoyote July 11, 2018

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