Cow Alert

The situation of being in a farmland area and making sure you don't exit on the wrong ramp. A wrong exit could lead to confusing roads and many cows.

Cow alert! What's our exit again?

by silverseal September 16, 2011

Amber Alert

When you find a poop left in your bed by a significant other.

I woke up this morning and Jessica had left me an Amber Alert before packing her things and leaving me.

by Ur_moms_kryptonite April 28, 2022

Rainbow Alert

A warning for people who may or may not be gay based on the way they talk, dress, act, etc.,

Old lady: *hears princeton from mindless behavior talking* are you sure he's straight
Granddaughter: *sighs* we'll put him on rainbow alert

by AshesMonroe August 07, 2011

nerd alert

"Urkel" without the black

My scientist neighbor is a total nerd alert.

by Billy Bob Willis October 24, 2003

PTS alert

An alert when PTS are near. Normally randomly stated while the PTS are close by.

Ryan and Mike were on constant PTS alert at the mall.

by Lotto23 February 01, 2005

Amber Alert

pop punk/power pop/rock singer. She has been the front woman for many bands such as: You Tell Us, Even Heroes Lose Hope, Radio Drama and, most currently, After The How. Amber Alert currently resides in Los Angeles, CA.

Amber Alert sang the hell out of that song!

by mixtapemusings April 26, 2010

amber alert

A coded message indicating a need to urinate. See also umber alert.

(Driving Man) Gotta pull over. Amber Alert.

by twunch March 25, 2007