slash you dash you.

Used most commonly by European males as a threat. Usually involves some form of violence involving a knife or sharp object, and proceeding to run from the scene of the crime.

If you come near me again bro, I will slash you dash you.

by Iloverenee May 12, 2006

When you think you made a meme

That feeling when you notice you made a meme, you become happy and then notice it sucks.

Person: hey! look at this meme I just made!
Other guy: wow that sucks
Person: oh wow… it really does
guy2: Wow you really thought you could made a meme
Narrator: when you think you made a meme

by That kid who didn't make a mem February 1, 2022

when you try your best but you don't succeed

It's when your friend Richard tries his best but he fails extreemly.
He jumped and fell backwards and went to the hospital

when you try your best but you don't succeed when you get what you want but not what you neeeeeeeed

by eliasthegamer January 9, 2018

To me you are you

The definitive come back to the infamous " no u". It is so powerful all nearby

thots and peasants will be repelled.

Jimmy: Ur mum gay
ur dad lesbian
ur sister a mister
ur brother a mother
ur granny a tranny
ur granpap a trap
ur family tree, LGBT
ur species a fesses

Bobert: No u.

Jimmy: To me you are you.
*Bobert has kideny failure
* Skins melts
*Sent to shadow relam
* Fire nations attack
*Kim Jong Un is fat
*WW3 begins
*All the Gods instantly die upon this horrific sight

by Trusavage3k0 April 2, 2018

Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.

Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

by bek1966 May 22, 2019

You Bet Your Fern

used in the book IT by Stephen King the kids use it in place of 'you bet your ass'

Person 1: So was that fun or what?
Person 2: You bet your fern it was.

by 'Salem November 11, 2009

tongue down your throat so you get your voice back

if a person sticks their tongue so far down another's throat and tickles their tonsil is has been proven that it will help get their voice back.

Girl: "My voice is gone."
Guy: "Let me tickle your tonsil with my tongue by sticking my tongue down your throat so you get your voice back."

by Carl Peterson April 7, 2008