Wroting

That magical word you thought was unique to you that you write when you try to write "writing".

"Michelangelo's wrotings, while not as well known as his other works, still left a meaningful impact on Renaissance Europe."

by Langendorf February 11, 2019

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Waiting For The Worms

When you've lost all hope and you're decaying

Waiting For The Worms to come!

by dominoguy11 December 3, 2020

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double-wristing

The act of wearing two digital devices, (or wearables) one on each wrist.

I can't believe my Fitbit doesn't integrate natively with my Pebble. Why am I even double-wristing?

by _alexey June 12, 2014

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When you want to end things with someone, (specifically a difficult situation/person) to avoid as much drama as possible, you decide to wait until it’s tactically possible for the safety of you and others. Essentially there is unfinished business that you’re afraid will bite you in the ass if you don’t handle it before ending it.

I’m not avoiding the breakup, I’m strategically waiting.

by Aelana June 14, 2022

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Egg Whiting

Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)

You: Here mom i made you eggs

Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!

by ball of niggs October 25, 2023

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