Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.

1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*

by Disclaimer October 7, 2006

Fuck me running with a pogo stick

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011

hit me back with the dilly yo

Get back to me and let me know the status on that my good friend

by spiderman April 30, 2003

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

by The Wild Child January 4, 2008

put me on with somebody

When somebody says "put me on with somebody" it usually means that that person wants you but the don't wanna tell you straight up.

Me:"Put me on with somebody bro"
Inner me:"I want you to be mine"

by Theseshnuts March 5, 2017

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

fuck me sideways with a spoon

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

by Scutha January 18, 2008