Windows ME 2

See Windows Vista.

Microsoft promised Windows Vista would be better. In the end it turned out to be not only worse, but infested with all kinds of things that track and monitor everything you do on your computer, even when you're offline. By the way, if you want to disable them you can't. Many have (appropriately) nicknamed it Windows ME 2.

When looking for a new OS a friend of mine suggested Windows Vista. But I decided I didn't want Microsoft breathing down my neck and I didn't want an OS that's about as stable as a poorly made block of C-4 in the passenger seat of a Ford truck driving on the bumpiest road in the world. So I got Linux instead. If you really want Windows, go with Windows XP, as it's the only stable version of Windows. Just don't get Windows ME 2.

by Synthiv January 12, 2009

Windows Fista

Slang: Describes the product Windows Vista in non microsoft terms. Essentially, you and your computer are going to be fckd in the ass by this product.

Windows Fista will make you it's bitch

by Colio November 9, 2006

Window Fetish

When somebody gets sexual pleasure from rubbing him/herself up a window or even making out with a window. This strange fetish is found sexual because the fact you can see yourself whilst doing things to the window. The fetish is helped by the window being warm and the friction with the heat can provide sexual pleasure and can even relate to an orgasm. This fetish is more commonly known for the men but females can try it to.

"My friend has a window fetish. He rubs himself up windows"

by im cool :) October 7, 2009

tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape

Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

by Drake50s January 29, 2018

Windows 12

Probably the trash operating system that came after windows 11, I'm surprised no one has defined this yet. Windows 11 is already ugly as hell

Wow! I downloaded windows 12 and the icons are 10 times more simplified. And there is 1 mile of space between the buttons

by Polygon3dx July 2, 2021

Piss Window

The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit.

Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window.

Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date.

Joe: Too late, I just told her.

by TacomaBeags January 26, 2013

Windows rot

Windows rot is a colloquialism encapsulating the belief that computers using various versions of the Microsoft Windows operating system suffer incremental and inevitable degradation of responsiveness and performance over time.

Windows users complain about having to reinstall their operating system when suffering Windows rot, because they are are unable or unwilling to invest in the time sink of many frivolous tasks necessary to maintain a healthy system.

by k2t0f12d May 3, 2009