Weepjees

A weird fellow who likes to go on computers alot and plays with himself, while watching WWE.

"Man Weepjees likes to wank it over Lindsay Lohan."

by L. Lohan July 26, 2004

Jack weeks

A small brown boy whom will do anything to prove to you his claim of intelligence.

Often frequents a waistcoat
Will inflate it's ego to unprecedented amounts

Often condescending

"I got an A* in all my exams! But I'm still disappointed, I didn't get above full marks"
"Stop being a Jack weeks."

"Me, ME, MEEEEEEE"
"Stop being a Jack Weeks

by Nosnigum February 12, 2015

vampy weeks

the lame way of saying vampire weekend

lame kid: vampy weeks are playing tomorrow!!
chill bro: the fuck

by really lame kid April 17, 2013

weeds

marajuana. A friend from Taiwan had trouble with plural/singular of the word. Realistically, he is right. You walk through "weeds" not "weed" so plural seems proper.

Let's smoke some weeds.

by simmagus August 31, 2006

weedspert

A weed expert!
A.K.A. MARIJUANOLOGIST

Dude, that guy grows the best dank... He's a total weedspert!

by Master Beta July 30, 2008

Weepery

To feel very sad to the point of crying. That time of the month! The feeling you get when watching 'Little Yellow'

Fuck bitch! your looking like shit..... you feeling weepery or what?

by VomitBoy September 8, 2009

weeping will-hoe

When you put your dick right up to a girls eye when you are ejaculating so that when it falls down her face it looks like she is weeping.

"Dude, last night I gave that slut a weeping will-hoe. She had to convince her friend that she wasn't actually crying."

by gstringbabe219 April 3, 2014