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Weasel in my meatsafe

A Weasel in My Meatsafe is an autobiographical book by One Man and His Dog presenter Phil Drabble.

A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.
Michelle - "You're looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. What's the deal?"

Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"
by Dirty Animals November 5, 2009
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pickle weasel

a North American rodent found mostly in the lush grasslands. Feeds mainly on cucumbers pickled due to the intense acid rainfall that surrounds the habitat. When in danger, the notorious weasel will make a noise, sounding similar to "Schnikey, Schnikey!!" First debut in the big time: On the popular TV series That 70's Show.
I stepped on a pickle weasel, and it made a large "Schnikey!!"
by dahdahdahdahdah December 21, 2008
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Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.
Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!
by Ben November 21, 2004
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Ferret Weasel

Coming from the latin Ferratis Weasalis. An animal of intriguing and fascinating appearance. Looks kinda like a ferret, kinda like a weasel but has a bigger nose and a massive great dick on him.
Last night I seen a ferret weasel try to mount the local parking warden.
by Gordy Willmott August 17, 2006
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Wenzel

A rare German name ;

A very special and pretty guy with a distinctive face and beautiful eyes ; very friendly, funny, cute, charming, lovely and smart;

He's a good and caring friend and he loves sports, France and dancing on house party's or going on house party's anyway ;
He is pretty mature for his age and it's always nice to spend time with him

Everybody Loves Wenzel
by Himinameisbambi January 28, 2014
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ben weasel

A Genius of punk rock. Has been in Screeching Weasel for 15 years till they broke up, then created another cleverly called "Ben Weasel" with his first album called Fidatevi.
"Ben Weasel, hes an asshole, Ben Weasel, hes a jerk, Ben Weasel, you just hate him cause he don't have to work!" - The Queers, Ben Weasel.
by screechingqueer June 30, 2005
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weasel-tastic

molly and dylan are fuckin weasel-tastic
by molly and dylan April 28, 2008
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