Double wide and elbow deep

A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus.

Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale

Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.

by Smellynappybaby May 2, 2014

all wool and a yard wide

A term derived from the garment industry, meaning of high quality and/or genuine. Since material that was made of one consistent fibre, such as wool, was often thought of as being best for clothing, and since fabric that was made in yard widths was best for hand tailors to work on, this was considered the criteria for excellence.

A:" Have you seen the new girl in the accounts department?"
B:"Oh, yeah - All wool and a yard wide, with those legs!"

by D F Stuckey April 6, 2004

Whole Wide Facebook

A 21st Century designation indicating massive magnitude. Whereas in the past one might utter the phrase 'whole wide world,' such phrasing now seems quaint, and has been usurped by its replacement, 'whole wide facebook.'

You're the bestest mom in the whole wide facebook!

You'll never find anyone else in the whole wide facebook as awesome as I am.

by Neologian-PJG December 10, 2012

Willy Wide Special

A Diet Coke, an espresso, and a water.

Al: Welcome to Al’s Bar. What can I get for you?

Nancy: I’ll have a Willy Wide Special please.

by Silly Guy Willy January 20, 2020

eyes wide drunk

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.

"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."

by skgvati April 28, 2007

world wide web

Part of the Internet that is accessible to the general public by subscribing to Internet Service Providers (ISP).

Abbreviated to www.

My mother use AOL to access the World Wide Web.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Casting A Wide Net

Sending the same generic sexually suggestive text message to multiple women at once. Aforementioned women are generally of questionable morals.

Drunk Male by way of text: "Yoo, whats up sexy?"
Female Reponder by way of text "Casting a wide net are we? how many other women were copied on this text?"

by ThurSluttyWayz April 25, 2010