whack-job

1. A Person for whom failure is so consistant that they are slowly driven into madness.

2. Someone who partakes in unbelievably odd behavior that a reasonable human would avoid.

See LaToya Jackson

"Man.. every since billy lost his fast food job for the 12th time he's been acting like a total Wack-job"

"Prisoner #46729675 has been wiping his ass with his hands & not washing them for weeks on end.. What a Wack-job

by Platinum Pistolz June 15, 2004

whack off

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

Whack-Off Wednesday

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day that most young guys observe by jacking off on Wednesdays.

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day I never miss!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

Whack Shop

Means nut house, asylum, mental institution

JJ lost his mind and did a stint in the whack shop

by Jtravis October 2, 2005

whack-rat

P.C.P. smokers who are usually homeless and living on the streets of Rivercide. Many avoid the street altogether opting for the riverbottom.

Yo, me'n 'at spin doggy be dumpster divin' 'til we fine us a whack-rat up in 'at lot where dem cluckers be.

by Mambo, Genghis Con-Job, and Lisamonkey March 29, 2007

Whack and Nap

When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that he must rush home to masturbate after school or work. He then immediately goes to sleep.

Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.

by Joeyy May 3, 2008

Whack a Mole

Whack a mole is an exciting game that requires one male and at least three females. The females bend over with their pants at their knees, from this they proceed to pop turtle heads out of their assholes. As soon as a turtle head pops out the male is responsible for "whacking the mole" with his cock. This game is preferably done with freaky Asian girls.

Dude what did you do last night? Owe just played whack a mole with the chinese student association.

by hans vienermen November 11, 2009