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Voldemort Kills Snape

A major spoiler for the final Harry Potter book. Someone managed to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early, and scanned every single page of it. A complete spoiler list was uploaded to Ebaumsworld, and from there people dressed up as Nigras and spoiled the entire series ending for fans.

This event was almost exactly like the "Snape kills Dumbledore" phenomenon.
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Voldemort kills Snape!
by nigrajones July 18, 2011
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Volcel

Portmanteau of "voluntary celibate".

A man who, for whatever reason, chooses to abstain from sex. Often, but not always, it's because his self-respect would be destroyed if he were to settle for the poor quality of women available to him. (Fat, high notch count, post-wall, etc.) There is a large overlap between volcel and MGTOW but the two are not mutually inclusive.

Cf. "incel".
Jim is a volcel. There are a large supply of fatties, cougars and other women who rejected him in his youth that are looking to settle now but he won't have them. He'd rather spend his money on hobbies and travel.
by enfant terrible November 14, 2021
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volence

A natural human instinct fuelled by the desire for power or material posession.
Everyone knows violence solves everything, right? Which explains why people would rather kill and wage wars than negotiate peacefully.
by AYB July 28, 2003
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voldemort

the sourse of all evil.
seeDick Cheney
thanks to voldemort, 2600 american soldiers are dead.
by Jonathan Holmes September 7, 2006
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Voldemorting

A game two men play when they both need to pee.

1. Both achieve a pee boner.

2. They "dock" their penises together.

3. The bother begin to piss, like the wand stream in Harry Potter, their urine streams battle back and forth for magical prowess.

***In epic battles, one may envision their dead family and friends.***
'Met a bald guy in the bathroom, we were voldemorting for 3 minutes, I saw my dead aunt Muriel'
by Ryan Lueck July 6, 2017
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Greyson Volberg

A very funny and retarded guy but can be very kind and nice, when put with a colton you better watch out they are complete dumbasses
I can’t believe he’s with Greyson Volberg that’s supposed to be me and Colton!
by definition makerss July 26, 2020
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vollesate

Texting back and forth so much with a friend in a short period of time that message inbox and outbox becomes overloaded.
I will not vollesate with you anymore, call me instead.
by sheila1159 January 18, 2011
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