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verbal diarrhea

A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.

Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples
"Gugga blugga aorfbb999l! WimblEdon (long 'e') grrfor..bll...gll..."

"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>

<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"
by The Ugly One January 7, 2004
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Vera-Vision

a person who can talk & look at someone with one eye and stare at someone else with the other. Also known as a cock-eyed sumamabitch!
"Man, she was trying to holla at me but she was staring at dude over my shoulder!"

"Damn, that bitch got Vera-Vision!"
by b'z nuttz August 28, 2007
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Versamillatude

The color orange before it was called orange.
I love to rub versamillatude paint on my body.
by Jace Guy January 20, 2016
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Verbal-Diarhea

From the medical texts books this was cleary dianosed as recently as 2004. ver'Bal-Die-a-ree-aa!
Defined as one who uncontrollably spews forth non-sense and useless verbage only to satisfy the need to hear their own voice and irate and deafen others.
I can't beleive the amount of verbal-diarhea that was spewing from his mouth! My god, it was disgustingly vile and deafening.

I can not handle the amount of verbal-diarhea that is coming forth from your rancid breath and it must stop!
by Bahahahah October 24, 2005
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Verbal spamming

Noun: The act of contributing irrelevant information to a conversation, or the attempt to communicate useless information to a person.
The same as spamming an e-mail adress or forum with useless information, only verbally.
Person A: Have you seen Citizen Kane yet? It's worth the time you know.

Person B: No, I haven't, but guess I'l have to do it sometime.

Person C: Heat can be quite warm sometimes. (Verbal spamming)
by piratsindre April 5, 2008
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Verbal Roofie

A statement (usually a joke) that completely incapacitates the listener, rendering them unable to do anything but laugh on the ground for a short amount of time.
Tom- "Ryan, why is Kate on the floor?"
Ryan- "I just gave her a verbal roofie."
Tom- "Nice."
by Team T.O.A.S.T. August 21, 2009
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Verbal Machinegun

Verbal Machinegun: The act of a person talking so much and so fast, its like being hit with words spat forth from a machinegun.
Bob: "So there I was, I was like, oh my god, that chick is so hot I just wanted to do here you know? I can't believe how hot she is, do you think she'll do me? I mean if I buy her enough drinks she might but who really knows if she will or not because women are-"

Bill: "Dude, you're a verbal machinegun! Slow down!"
by odeg October 20, 2009
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