Turf Vag

Condition when a professional sports player misses games due to an unspecified injury or ailment, most likely because he is being a poon.

Matthew Stafford will miss Sunday's game against the Bears due to 'Turf Vag'.

by mich5blue July 1, 2011

juicy turban

when u take a shit in a brown bag and place it on someones head(representing a turban) while they are sleeping...

We had a sleep over at tylers house and ben took a shit in a brown bag and put it on hux's head and called it a juicy turban....

by huxley(penis) May 5, 2005

Turbaconucken

A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.

A food usually eaten by those who want to gain weight exponentially.

"mmm... just looking at that Turbaconucken clogged my arteries!"

by _Jengibre_ February 11, 2009

nob turban

a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet

phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

The Dirty Turban

When you are fucking a chick from behind either anally or vaginally, you proceed to donkey punch her; while she is stunned you take a shit on her head while saying "Your turban is dirty!"

Frank: you know that chick i took home last night?

Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?

Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!

Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!

by Red Eye Of RA! April 19, 2009

turakhia

Pure sassiness, followed by brutal criticism and quotable phrases. Also a fantastical beard.

After my friend dissed my mother, I Turakhia'd him relentlessly.

by Shlubster November 28, 2013

turdfarm

Sewerage works or water treatment works.

Unfortunately the only way to get to the pub is to walk past the turdfarm.

by Brit Gorf June 20, 2006