Person 1: Yesterday I had to blow this guy... It was horrible!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.
by Cheese___Puff January 7, 2015
Get the purple traffic conemug. Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.
A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.
B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.
B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.
by BeeGeeA January 18, 2010
Get the Inverted Traffic Conesmug. 1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.
2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."
2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."
by Kalisiin November 6, 2011
Get the Rural Traffic Jammug. the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.
by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010
Get the Tennessee traffic jammug. A circumstance where a large ammount of broken down trucks and/or domestic cars are parked along the side of a narrow street making it impossible for 2 cars side by side to fit through.
by TTM September 6, 2005
Get the redneck traffic jammug. by shelly01 August 31, 2006
Get the catch me in trafficmug. (TFJs)Extremely wide hips that stop traffic 'cause they so wide the people in the cars stop to stare.
Dangggggg look at dem Traffic Jam Hips she gonna cause an accident.
Word them is some tight TFJs. Holla.
Word them is some tight TFJs. Holla.
by Shizzon November 7, 2008
Get the Traffic Jam Hipsmug.