Usually happens when 2 cars pull up to a 4-way stop at the exact same time, or are trying to turn onto a 1 way street at the same time. Both cars stop, wait to see if the other will go, both go at the same time, and then stop and repeat the process a few more times. Very similar to 2 people trying to go around each other in a crowded hallway
Trevor: Why were you 5 minutes late getting here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here
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Get the Blunt Traffic Jam mug.The simple fact of reality which states that whenever one is in a hurry, one or more of the following effects are experienced when driving a car:
-Chance of encountering consecutive red lights is increased.
-When in an intersection, chance of having a left turn larry in your line is increased.
-Chance of getting stuck behind an extremely conservative driver or a naturally slower vehicle is greatly increased.
Basically, the Murphy's Law of driving. If you need to get their fast, you're going to get their less quickly.
-Chance of encountering consecutive red lights is increased.
-When in an intersection, chance of having a left turn larry in your line is increased.
-Chance of getting stuck behind an extremely conservative driver or a naturally slower vehicle is greatly increased.
Basically, the Murphy's Law of driving. If you need to get their fast, you're going to get their less quickly.
Boss - You're late.
Flunky - Sorry. 6 red lights in a row, got stuck behind an 18-wheeler, and it seemed like everyone just wanted to turn left today.
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Flunky - Sorry. 6 red lights in a row, got stuck behind an 18-wheeler, and it seemed like everyone just wanted to turn left today.
Crony - Murphy's Traffic Law. Respect.
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