high texting

Texting while in a High state of mind from smoking weed!

Ayo, I was so high yesterday when I was high texting you!

by Flogic January 25, 2014

Two-Texting

When the person you are texting with is also texting someone else and leaving you hanging a lot.

Lopez: What up
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.

by Zarbuck August 26, 2020

Jelly totting

The act of dunking your testicles in syrup or honey before coating them in sugar then proceeding to teabag your spouse

Brad told me at work today he is going home and jelly totting his wife

by Meatinaroofersandwich August 27, 2021

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Texting

Something practically ALL teens do that they're addicted to, and so they lack interpersonal communication.

Addicted Teen: "OMGEE! I love texting! What's your number? I'll text you."

by xKRIZZLYx July 13, 2010

Multi Texting

v. To Multi-Text is to have a conversation with multiple people at the same time via SMS. Often induces severe cases of annoyance.

Josh: So who you texting?
Karen: Just Chloe and Craig.

- A few minutes pass -

Karen: Damnit! Will they stop texting me when I'm writing a message?!
Mike: Well maybe you should stop multi texting then.

by donnyboy01 October 22, 2007

porn texting

When somone texts you to give them pornstar worthy pictures. Something Matt does alot.

Matt so was porn texting me the other night!

So I think I am going to porn text her later.

by Jill and Bethany January 14, 2008