Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.
Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain
by ProbablySam October 30, 2021
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Get the cleveland torpedo mug.Following sexual intercourse with a woman (or man if you are into that kind of thing), the act of taking a deuce on the chest of said partner.
chrisTOPHER: "Dan you my boy. But remember that hot girl from the club, I'm going to toph it and loaf it."
by TophsBoy February 3, 2010
Get the Toph It and Loaf It mug.To be "torped" is when either you or your friends are storming on a night out or an event, when your batteries are at full charge. Derived from the marine weapon the torpedo which charges through water and inflicts maximum damage onto things it connects with. It can also be used to describe random, crazy or astonishing behavior by a person.
"Did you see how much cocaine he did last night? He was so torped."
"I spoke to her for 5 minutes and then shagged her in someones front garden, it was fully torped."
"Mate the football on Saturday is going to super torped, cant wait"
"I spoke to her for 5 minutes and then shagged her in someones front garden, it was fully torped."
"Mate the football on Saturday is going to super torped, cant wait"
by Breamy January 2, 2020
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Get the Tijuana Torpedo mug.1.) She was a half-decent torcher, but she was no Timi Yuro.
2.) He contracted a torcher for 25% of the insurance payout.
2.) He contracted a torcher for 25% of the insurance payout.
by Scroll Lock February 6, 2008
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