A person, particularly a man, who is so far in the closet that he sits somewhere between a goodwill donation bag and your Grandma’s old Christmas decorations.
by A. S. Murray April 26, 2023
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Get the ice cream toupee mug.Derived from the popular Toppers Pizza franchise, it is used to describe anything mediocre like Topper's pizza itself.
by killaKatX3000spaceExplora July 9, 2009
Get the toppers mug.Uniquely female form of fighting, involving boxing while revealing breasts. A type or sub-genre of foxy boxing, girlfight, bitchfight, chickfight or catfight. Popular in certain varieties of bars and strip clubs and available on numerous web sites.
My woman don't like me fucking that bitch with huge tits. There's only one solution: topless boxing.
by Illam August 9, 2007
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My friend was excited when I asked her to go to a show, I know this because she texted me back "TOPNESS"
by lil shug February 8, 2008
Get the topness mug.The Topless Beer is a method of drinking beer cans that involves removing the entire top with a standard can opener. The purpose of the Topless Beer is to improve taste and to assist rapid consumption. Popularized by students at the University of Notre Dame.
Guy 1: "Yo, Ian... hook me up with a topless beer. We're gonna get everyone together to chug."
Guy 2: "Get the can opener. Topless beers are the best!"
Guy 2: "Get the can opener. Topless beers are the best!"
by Boozemonkey March 30, 2009
Get the Topless Beer mug.A name for the act of ejaculating on the outer labia of a female after intercourse. Also known as "icing the cake."
1. I remembered at the last minute that she wasn't on the pill, so I pulled out and gave her a waffle topper.
by Matt the Poet November 2, 2008
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