Verb; Performing an "intimate act of self gratification"/ "Jerkin' off"/ "Batin'"/ "Wackin' it", specifically over a Zoom call with co-workers and colleagues. Based off of Jeffrey Toobin, douchebag journalist for The New Yorker.
"How did your Zoom meeting go, Honey?" "It was great, babe. I was Toobin' the entire time and nobody noticed, it's all in the forearm."
by ADleeCsrsiisoantis October 22, 2020
Get the Toobin' mug.As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.
by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020
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by TheShotgunStart October 26, 2020
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by ThinkBeforeYouSpeak October 29, 2020
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