Toobin'

Verb; Performing an "intimate act of self gratification"/ "Jerkin' off"/ "Batin'"/ "Wackin' it", specifically over a Zoom call with co-workers and colleagues. Based off of Jeffrey Toobin, douchebag journalist for The New Yorker.

"How did your Zoom meeting go, Honey?" "It was great, babe. I was Toobin' the entire time and nobody noticed, it's all in the forearm."

by ADleeCsrsiisoantis October 22, 2020

Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.

"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."

by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020

toobin

The act of masturbating.

Please don't be toobin online.

by Rozzysed October 24, 2020

Tooning

The act of boating while being on a pontoon watercraft; usually done while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Brendan and his college buddies almost sank a boat while pontooning.

by TheShotgunStart October 26, 2020

Toobin

Pleasuring yourself or your partner while on. Zoom call with your colleagues.

Jeff was Toobin during the weekly Zoom meeting because strategizing really excited him and he couldn't help himself.

by ThinkBeforeYouSpeak October 29, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating. Named for Jeffrey Toobin, a New Yorker writer suspended in 2020 for masturbating during an online staff meeting, unaware that his laptop camera was turned on.

I caught my husband looking at porn pix and toobin'.

by Lorenzo Coffin November 11, 2020

Toobin

When you “accidentally” expose your junk on a zoom call

I’m gonna be toobin during my zoom meeting this afternoon

by 17sentme October 19, 2020