Toadly-Wan-Kanobi

A high priest of toadliness, one who lives and practices the art of toadliness to a very high level, striving for toad nirvana. Can usually be spotted in public as the one alternately picking his nose and deeply scratching his ass with the same hand.

Yo! Toadly-Wan-Kanobi, try to keep your fingers out of the cheese dip.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

butt toad

A nasty warty toad that lives up the bum of Stigmata Boy.

Butt Toads (toadus-arsus) live of cheese and cheese based products. They a reknown for talking complete crap, but been a rectal parasite that is hardly a stunning fact.

Some belive that a race of butt toad

"George Bush is breeding an army of Butt Toads up his own arse, when the time is right .. they will stike..."

by ~betamax~ October 12, 2004

toad

Medical term--Any patient with a respiratory condition---usually brought on by ones self.

We had the E.R. cleaned out and then they drug this Toad in at 3 A.M.

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

Ocean Toad

It is too obvious to mention.

Behold, an "Ocean Toad"

by woodrowman November 26, 2010

Toadstool

A short and fat penis.

Girl 1: I finally slept with that tall guy and he was equipped with a short fat stump.

Girl 2: Ah, another victim of the toadstool.

by barbiesboobs December 18, 2011

Toad3087

Toad3087, a rare homosexual hybrid with a small inoperatable penis, and a flamed asshole raped by many men, prime example of one of those men, Twiz, also kwown as TwizidBitxh, and mostly other men from Furribian Hospital, a dream on the text-based RP game, Furcadia.

Toad, having sex with animals under 50 pounds doesn't count as pimpish sex, sorry man.

by <}:o~ January 31, 2004

toad

A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.

Zach is such a fucking toad.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003