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Thought and Memory

1. A pair of supernatural ravens that served the Norse god, Odin.
2. The names of the quirky narrators in the Australian play "The Living End". The pair judge souls that travel through purgatory. They are notable for their cynicism and flamboyance.
1.

Thought and Memory fly each day
over the spacious earth.
I fear for Thought, that he come not back,
yet more anxious am I for Memory.

2.

The Judge: Thought! Memory!
Memory: Oh, that's us!
Thought: Quickly, quickly now. How do I look?
Memory: Fantastic. I think I lost a button.
Thought: Don't worry about it. Seven sins! Seven! We haven't had seven since..oh, 1917!
(They face the audience)
Memory: All right, ready?
Thought: 3, 2, 1
Memory: And smile
Thought: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to purgatory! The weather is fine, the women are beautiful.
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Banana thoughts

The period of time when you're still awake, just about to fall asleep and your train of thought warps into the surreal.
"I was thinking about what I was going to have for breakfast tomorrow and just before I fell asleep I suddenly woke up from banana thoughts seeing myself eat cereal with lions wearing glasses"
by gden3367 January 10, 2012
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I thought you were bae but you're just fam

and old vine made in like the time vine was popular
person 1:I thought you were bae but you're just fam

person2: john wait-
by unlistedcali October 27, 2020
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Post thought clarity

Similar to post nut clarity. When you have a brilliant idea in your head, but once you say or do it, you realize how unbelievably dumb it sounds.
Sky: "So the teacher asked me for examples and I said the thing that sounded the smartest in my head, but it just made me look dumb"
Ave: "Sounds like you had post thought clarity my man"
by SoldierAce April 7, 2022
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U thought

When u trick someone
U want a soda SIKE U THOUGHT
by U thought January 21, 2019
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UD Thought Police

A group of Politically Correct conservatives that patrol Urban Dictionary
Voting down any definition that doesn't support their Status Quo.

they also create slanderous definitions about those who disagree with them.
Bill: Who keeps attacking my definitions

Ted: must be the UD Thought Police
by Anon aginst PC Conservatves February 17, 2009
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thoughtful

Look at that jar with a brain in it. It sure is thoughtful.
by RobertOldhead December 11, 2007
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