Thoughts and prayers

An expression of indifference to tragedy intended to seem empathetic.

Hollow gestures trivializing loss.

"Yes, I know you want action to keep shooting sprees from happening to someone else. I'll send thoughts and prayers."

by Dex Novice May 5, 2018

Tough like a $2 Steak

Unusually or inexplicably ( and possibly undesirably) tough or impenetrable

Mr T is tough like a $2 steak!

by Hades January 3, 2003

the yeast of thought and mind

A honorific title for the Globglogabgalab said by him to be his title and or power.

I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the yeast of thought and mind

by The lord of memes and internet May 31, 2018

been through the wringer

went through difficult, rough times

she looks like she's been through the wringer a few times

by hello2216 February 7, 2009

red thoughts

Often associated with TikTok slideshows - Red thoughts are characterised as lustful and sexual thoughts that go through one's mind whilst thinking about their partner. These "red thoughts" slideshows often include abbreviations or phrases that emphasise people wanting to perform sexual acts with their s/o. Red Thoughts are amongst the most common type of thoughts depending on the user's interaction with them. Most phrases and abbreviations 100% of the time are something that correlates to one's own desires, an example of an abbreviation is "L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F" which stands for "Let me eat your pussy till you come on my face" and more often than not a lot of people are able to understand what it stands for almost as soon as they see it.

"I've been getting so many "red thoughts" TikToks as of lately."
"Same bro, been wanting to send them to my girl.. but it might be too risky. No?"

by p:sy_ September 21, 2023

tough moron

someone who is a moron but also possesses uncompromising determination and is capable of enduring strain, hardship, or severe labor

Check out that guy carrying the steel 55-gallon drum down the block even though he could be rolling it. He is one tough moron!

by BlobbyBlob May 13, 2010

Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

Projectile Diahorrea condition

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

by 4sail July 7, 2006