Willie Nelson

A mondegreen for the phrase "really awesome."

That's a Willie Nelson idea. I love it.

by Heid-ah! June 3, 2021

Commodore Nelson

fat dude

Help, I cant lift Commodore Nelson, he's too overweight!

by Beausky March 3, 2022

Paul Nelson

Something Jack says when his dementia is acting up.

Jack: Have you ever been put in the Paul Nelson?
Me: huh?

by Chadfear March 9, 2023

arran nelson

Arran Nelson is a ginger child who stole a fortnite magazine from the corner shop down his street.

Guy: hey you hear about that ginger kid
Other guy: who Arran Nelson?
Guy: yeah he stole a 6 pack of bacon from the corner shop
Other guy: woah

by The yummy baked bean October 21, 2019

nelson trade

(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.

(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.

See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.

by Shrimp Etouffee November 15, 2011

Red Nelson

When a man goes down on a woman during her period and he pops up with red facial hair.

"Hey man, I went down on Dana last night and she got scared when I came back up with a Red Nelson like I was coming back from war."

by Tard Ferguson July 1, 2019

Nelson's Theory

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.

Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.

by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022