by yeagerstew March 24, 2008

by geekbarker August 6, 2009

a VERY hott brunette...who by most people, would call a 10 while having a VERY difficult time not groping the brown-haired beauty.
by sirNIPSalot September 8, 2008

by Dolphin_X March 30, 2003

Parking a car (park) and talking for a variable length of a time (bark), often with the presence of food.
Kevin: Hey Lauren, do you want to go to Wendy's and have a park and bark?
Lauren: *Hearty laugh* Oh man I could go for a frosty.
Kevin: ... and fries, too?
Lauren: Oh, my, god, yes
Lauren: *Hearty laugh* Oh man I could go for a frosty.
Kevin: ... and fries, too?
Lauren: Oh, my, god, yes
by k.hahn January 23, 2007

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.
by bammer March 5, 2008

an extremely hairy and rough vagina. to the point where it's almost as if you are touching tree bark
by chunkography January 6, 2009
