Tired 'As Fuck'.
He wanted me to go to the store with him, but I was tired AF.
He wanted a quick blowjob, but I was tired AF
He wanted a quick blowjob, but I was tired AF
by 123whopding February 28, 2016
Peepeepoopoo: Man I feel so sick
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!
by Blobfishunicorn December 02, 2019
A form of a foot fetish where you lick whiskey off your partners feet. Any whiskey will do but the whiskey of choice for proper practitioners is barrel aged bourbon.
Hey gorgeous, I got this new bottle of Pappy how about you take you shoes off and let me get some spicy tires.
by ShiftyGargoyle February 18, 2023
by Brave Dave C November 26, 2015
"sleepy tires" - noun/ adj/ reference 1.ones tiredness coming over themselves 2.the tiredness 'rolling' in such as tires roll 3.degree of measuring tiredness, doziness, grogginess ©MacJan,2011
by Macjan October 10, 2011
1. The large expansion of a woman's lower abdomen during her menstrual cycle, which causes the particular woman to feel embarrassment, distress, stress, anger, rage, fury, impatience, ill-will, turmoil, irritation, violent fits, and/or cause the woman to deem it necessary to bringeth fire and brimstone upon any soul that dare step in her way.
2. The bloating that results from a woman during her period, which gives her a reason to be pissed almost all day.
2. The bloating that results from a woman during her period, which gives her a reason to be pissed almost all day.
Amy must have the tire of shame. It's the only reason she's been so peeved lately.
Don't comment on her tire of shame. It will only make her more mad.
Don't comment on her tire of shame. It will only make her more mad.
by the_poor_soul January 01, 2012
When you are so tired that you act as if you are drunk and sometimes don't remember what you said or did the next morning
jill: thanks for walking me home last night, and all the sweet things you said to me
john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired
john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired
by loki219 October 11, 2010