a. Invisible substance that emanates from excessively masculine men. Men with to much testostecockerone can be found at the gym sucking down protein shakes and staring at themselves in the mirror trying to compensate for their ridiculously small penises.
b. That smell that emanates in the male floors of dorms.
b. That smell that emanates in the male floors of dorms.
"The testostecockerone is just seething off of Jason when he starts sucking down that giant ass bucket-O-protein."
by PeopleareStupid January 4, 2010
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"Yeah right, he will not do a better job than her in straightening hair.....oh gosh! He's going to testoster-own her!
by Schmindeline January 15, 2010
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1. "you know how I know that dudes just playing that gal?" "Telepathic testosterone?" "Yup!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"
by blueberry panda January 6, 2014
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by cmteatr November 10, 2010
Get the Teator mug.Absolutely final, To the end, Completely finished, Done to the last degree. The most and greatest possible;
Full to overflowing.
Full to overflowing.
by teetiger October 20, 2008
Get the teetotally mug.When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009
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Bruce: This is the most sensible problem I've handled all day. I had two people who had plugged the power strip into itself. I sure need a tectonic or two after a day like this.
Bruce: This is the most sensible problem I've handled all day. I had two people who had plugged the power strip into itself. I sure need a tectonic or two after a day like this.
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