Televisa

The biggest criminal organization in Mexico, even more than all the drug cartels combined. It's main objective is the brainwashing of the masses via telenovelas, shitty versions of foreign contests shows, music even worse that Justin Bieber and Soulja Boy together and soccer. Also has the tendency of pushing religion and right-wing ideals on their news programs and their underlings like newspapers and other television networks, those that aren't allied with this monster are subject of difamation and "unexplained attacks to their installations" . Now they want to expand their brainwashing to the U.S and South America, so if there is a rise of soap operas and dance-off contests in t.v, BEWARE.

News anchor: THE SWINE FLU HAS KILLED 2 BILLION PEOPLE IN ONLY 1 DAY!!!, PRAY TO THE VIRGIN MARY OR ELSE!!!!!

Some guy: Dammit, this news network was devoured by Televisa!

by zombiebillymays December 13, 2010

The Telephone

When you put a thumb in her butt and a pinky in her vagina using one hand, keeping the middle 3 fingers in a fist.

She gave me the phone signal at the bar and I gave her the telephone the next day.

by ThePhoneHandler March 23, 2017

telephonesis

(n.) possessing the awesome ability to read one another's thoughts via telephone.

Patrick: What am I thinking?
Lena: Of bikini-clad girls eating cheeseburgers in your car.
Patrick: Fuckin' A. You have the power of telephonesis.
Lena: Damn straight.

by bitchslap6969 September 19, 2010

TELEMENTATION

The art of altering reality through your deepest level of conciousness ("Feeling mass"), a variation of the law of attraction, with the exception that it actually works.

Telementation is the art of Creating an event or physical object, manifesting a desired outcome in your life or in the life of others (can only be used for positive things and never contradict free will, (well you could try and see for yourself what the consequenses are..)

by Noh D.Bates October 26, 2011

telefie

In the social media age, selfies have become so common that they are being classified accordingly. For example, a telefie is a selfie with a telescope in the background. Note that in this social media age, laptops and cell phones have outdated television and telephone, however, telescope is still cool.

While she was at the Las Campanas Observatory doing observations she filled her facebook wall with telefies.

by Social-media Wordsmith December 7, 2013

Telemarketers

Annoying as all hell.

Telemarketer: Hello. Are you interested in-
You: No, sorry. I'm not interested
Note; Telemarketers only understand the 'interested' of this sentence.
Tele: Well howa 'bout a nice, comfy-
You (more agitated): No. Sorry but-
Tele: Would you like to subscribe to-
You (bursts): NO I WOULD NOT. YOU CAN GO SUCK YOUR MOM'S BALLS AND GO THE FUCK AWAY!

by SmilinStan December 9, 2009

television

The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.

by IkeM October 25, 2003