tell me true

To say this is asking for unfiltered, unbiased real facts to be laid bare. It means your heart is ready for whatsoever may come next guised concepts find you thru looking square and objectively when they become unveiled.

Just out with it, already ...alright?? I need to know- whether Eva is truly descended from an actual unicorn because of fooling with the dark math . You hold but some answers ..or complete truth inside of this ageless quandary, and somehow.. Now tell me true (!!!) The heavens tire of your shrouded allegiance, man. Forsooth, for I say- give it up .. !!

by y'shua May 13, 2019

tell city, IN

A small town in southern Indiana. Full of lots of drugs (mostly meth) and middle schoolers that spread their legs too easily. A lot of snakes and hickerbillys

Why would anyone wanna live in tell city, IN?

by anonymous.xxx July 18, 2019

Teletrumpies

Slang term for Dolt 45’s associates who wind up on TV talking about their own inane roles in the Trump Circus.

Let’s tune in to the Teletrumpies and hear some stupid shit that makes no sense.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 20, 2020

telewanking

Ostensibly at home working but in fact at home jerking off.

The states and the feds have instituted a widely popular system of telewanking that allows folks to collect their full paychecks while honing their binge watching skills.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

Tantric Television

The principle of maximizing the pleasure of a new television series, by delaying the immediate and empty gratification of single episodes, building to a climax when the season can be enjoyed in its entirety.

I've been abstaining for months from the new season of Mad Men so when the box set is out I can practice my Tantric Television on the couch with the girlfriend.

by Ralph Marathon April 27, 2012

japanese telescope

When the girl jerks off the man's penis in resemblance to a telescope. The man proceeds to cum in the woman's eye making her squint like a Japanese person.

I have the Japanese telescope ready ;).

by Chester St. Rumpterfrabble February 9, 2017

BUSH TELLY

Australian slang for campfire.

Let's get the mates together and have an ole Bush telly soon!

by Alexandriasupertramp November 23, 2017