TubaGuy

The Legend. Obsessed with horsegirls and zero two. he is a number 1 hit on farmers only. Can produce LOTS of semen. sells dirt from his floor. Submissive and breedable.

Is that a horsegirl? quick call TubaGuy!!

by Iamtoan April 22, 2023

scratch-tubate

To scratch one's own genitals as if masturbating

A: Hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)

by Tara13 January 15, 2014

Tubaholic

a person who is addicted to youtube, myspace, etc. a person who is always on a computer.

I asked her if she wanted to go out and she said no and i saw she was online from the time i left to the time i got back. 6 hours. she's a damn tubaholic.

by Kemd31 January 24, 2009

Tubagluster

a triple threat, in which you are a YouTuber, a blogger, and a hustler all rolled into one, side effects entail wasting countless hours on the comuter. becoming a tublagustler can be caused by over exposure to abragationism or just to much desire to promote your production company, either way you slice it you end up hustling people into watching your videos through spamming on another people's videos, posting video response to videos that aren't related in the slightest, and writing about it constantly on Myspace and Facebook to get people interested

I spent three hours spamming others people's video's on youtube, then for the next five hours i just kept refreshing the page on my own video to gain more views, i'm such a tubagluster

by Neptuner January 20, 2009

tubar

Trumped up beyond all recognition

The President's ban on Muslims entering the country made U.S. Customs TUBAR, inflicting unncessary pain and suffering on thousands of innocent people trying to enter our country. America is FUBAR because we elected a crazy man as POTUS.

by euphemismo January 29, 2017

chief tub-a-guts

cheif tub-a-guts derived from tub of guts is a term to describe a small pudgy boy whose belly pokes out and goes by the name of Joey.Not to be mistakened of a Joey Kangaroo.

That Joey was a cheif tub-a-guts at the wedding.
That lil basty ate all the food,he's the chief tub-a-guts!

by carol February 8, 2005

tubaroo

a website that is the derivative of feces. it ruins everything still good on the internets. fuck tubaroo... in the arse!

"Dude i cant believe that article about how tubaroo is a piece of shit is on the front page of shoutwire" guy 1
"I know... wait... its gone!" guy 2
"wtf... your account has been blocked" guy 1
"LULZ: admin
"FUCK you ADMIN!!!" guy 1 and guy 2

by RussianKing April 6, 2008