on the tractor

when someone is riding a farmer

"my asshole hurts, i was on the tractor last night"

by edenismeatbeaten January 5, 2023

Fendt Tractor

A favourite choice of tractor for Modern day young gay farm boys

Baxter the young gay farmer loves ploughing his friend Fletcher in his Fendt Tractor

by Me you know August 25, 2025

canadian tractor

cumming on the chest and motorboating them, effectively making motor oil

A : I gave your mom the canadian tractor last night
B : Honestly dude, you know I'm adopted

by UrbanPenguin February 16, 2022

tart's tractor

A vehicle owned by a woman that's much too big for them to competently handle, but they think it gets them attention.

She's all over the road in her tart's tractor.

by hackneydiv September 24, 2024

Tractor Pull

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.

Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.

by After Dark February 21, 2021

Tractored

ever tired of the overused term “triggered” an attempt was made to switch to targeted. during a spoken mishap tractored came out and it’s been our go to ever since.

to be used in place of triggered.

no one: “opinion!”
me: “TRACTORED!!”

by NovaSensei May 31, 2019

tractor

big man with many metal

tractor

by hbihgfdsasdfghjk July 6, 2021