Toaster Club

n. 1. Describes a group of ladies that "prefer" each other over the opposing sex.
2. Girls only club, that only certain types of boys can be members of too.

Established 2006, Little Rock, AR
"Why don't you quit playing with stupid boys and come on over to the Toaster Club!'

That's one, hott, piece of toast.

Yay, Toast!
by QueenToast-Lush-PeaceOfToast October 8, 2009
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Gucci Toaster

When you have sexual intercourse with a rich prostitute and the prostitutes vagina is tight and hot.
"Dude I fucked a prostitute last night, and I pulled a Gucci Toaster."
by Saturday is for the Goy's November 11, 2017
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toaster lips

vaginal lips that are so large and dangly that they could easily be inserted into the two sides of a toaster.
Wolfgang's mom's toaster lips are so big, I wear them like earmuffs when I'm going down on her.
by g.b. gerbil September 12, 2008
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Toaster Strudel

When a girl gets sunburned, and then the guy finishes all on her back.
I took Ashley to the beach and she fell asleep. She woke up and I gave her the toaster strudel.
by Betaversion February 9, 2015
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Toaster Strudel

(v) To cover a girl's face with a vast amount of semen, reminiscient of the commercials for the popular product by Pillsbury. Also known as a facial, bukkake, or cumshot

(n) A big cumshot or facial on a girls face
(v) "Damn dude, I toaster strudeled that bitch hardcore and she almost drowned."

(n) "That girl was the recipient of a quite large toaster strudel."
by Harvnierds November 21, 2006
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toaster dick

When you have a really hot(warm) dick
Ex. William M. "hey guys I have a question?"

Gerald G. "What's your question?"

William M. "why is my dick always hot?"

Gerald G. "you have a toaster dick!"
by Sexybish11 June 13, 2016
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Golden Toaster

A term used for a straight girl who a lesbian may find challenging to get. Normally a conservative, homophobic, rich girl who is near impossible to have sex with.
"I am determined to have sex with Sarah. She is definitely a golden toaster"
by lilmissy47 March 31, 2009
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