Male:
An idiot who thinks they're better than anyone else, and is talented at cussing people out. (I've had experience. I used to sit next to one in science). Have a strange obsession with the words 'yo momma,' like to hang out behind gas stations, and can't say one sentence without cussing. Also can't stand to get their shiny white shoes dirty, and wash them every day.
Female:
Blond. Dyed of course. Lots of clumpy mascara, and talk valley girl. Also are obsessed with shoes, although not as much as the males, and will not be seen wearing anything other than American Eagle, South Pole, or Abercrombie and Fitch. + very skimpy clothes. Oh yeah, or Jellies/Ugs (which, by the way are the worst fashion statement known to mankind.) Giggle A LOT. Usually, they find work as cheerleaders. Once in a while, they can be nice but not for long, and still remain the opposite of anything original.
Just to summaraize: beware of townies.
An idiot who thinks they're better than anyone else, and is talented at cussing people out. (I've had experience. I used to sit next to one in science). Have a strange obsession with the words 'yo momma,' like to hang out behind gas stations, and can't say one sentence without cussing. Also can't stand to get their shiny white shoes dirty, and wash them every day.
Female:
Blond. Dyed of course. Lots of clumpy mascara, and talk valley girl. Also are obsessed with shoes, although not as much as the males, and will not be seen wearing anything other than American Eagle, South Pole, or Abercrombie and Fitch. + very skimpy clothes. Oh yeah, or Jellies/Ugs (which, by the way are the worst fashion statement known to mankind.) Giggle A LOT. Usually, they find work as cheerleaders. Once in a while, they can be nice but not for long, and still remain the opposite of anything original.
Just to summaraize: beware of townies.
townie: Yo-wuzzup, muthafucka?
me: Just shut up already!
townie: Yo momma!
me: And that is an insult how exactly?
me: Just shut up already!
townie: Yo momma!
me: And that is an insult how exactly?
by JoLlama December 15, 2007
Get the towniemug. Hi im a townie......some one please put me out of my scum bag un-educated going nowhere in life misery and shoot me in the head with the biggest gun you can find.
Im really cool, i cant fight without 6-10 of my mates, to take on one guy so ill throw some food on him.... owwie such pain. oh no not paint you might stain my school clothes..... cunt you think we care, from the eternal sayings of the 4hed JUST DIE
by xxRossCorexx April 30, 2004
Get the towniemug. someone who socializes where other people who live in town socialize.. one who knows all the hot spots in town.
by Rozel September 15, 2005
Get the townymug. A townie is merely a 'normal' person. Someone is not quite a (chav), (goth), (grunger) or (emo). This does not always mean they are decent, it could just be that they aspire to be a chav but have not quite made it yet. It is quite a vague title that shows little about the induvidual, except that they have not made a real effort to belong to an induvidual 'group.'
by Catherine D September 19, 2005
Get the towniemug. A stupid arse man beast licking cult, who thinks that they look good in a tracksuit....you stupid townies....you all look the same in your lacoste tracksuits...l.tracksuits are used for running round a track in....hence TRACKsuit....stupid fools.
They all go round beatin people who are younger than them up, an think their hard, cos they can beat up nine year olds.
They all try an get into pubs, but can't cos they look about twelve in their Lacoste tracksuites.
They try an take the piss out of every one who isn't wearin a tracksuit.....so they basically have a go at people who have style
They have idols like sean paul, who is a stupid rapper boy, who eats his own poo
They all go round in crappy cars that they try to make look good, by putting a stupidly big spoiler on the back.
They all listen to dance music, which is the worst music ever, it has no tune, an just repeats itself.
They always say "arr mate" which is well gay
THEY ALL SUCK ASS, STUPID TOWNIE'S BUMMERS.....GO EAT POO....GO EAT SEAN PAULS POO......BITCH LICKERS
They all go round beatin people who are younger than them up, an think their hard, cos they can beat up nine year olds.
They all try an get into pubs, but can't cos they look about twelve in their Lacoste tracksuites.
They try an take the piss out of every one who isn't wearin a tracksuit.....so they basically have a go at people who have style
They have idols like sean paul, who is a stupid rapper boy, who eats his own poo
They all go round in crappy cars that they try to make look good, by putting a stupidly big spoiler on the back.
They all listen to dance music, which is the worst music ever, it has no tune, an just repeats itself.
They always say "arr mate" which is well gay
THEY ALL SUCK ASS, STUPID TOWNIE'S BUMMERS.....GO EAT POO....GO EAT SEAN PAULS POO......BITCH LICKERS
"hey look, what a suprise there's a "crew" of townie's all dressed the same, hey look they're listening to dance music........."
townie: "arr mate,...there's a goth.....lets beat him an his mates up, mate"
Goth:"take that you bitch licking crew"...beats up all the weak townie's....destroy's their boy racer car, snaps their dance music CD's, then eats them all......"stupid townie's.....will you ever learn....DANCE MUSIC IS CRAP, LISTEN TO ROCK!!!! YOUR ARE NOT HARD!!!! YOU HAVE NO STYLE!!!! YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!!! AND WHY DO YOU SAY 'MATE' SOO MUCH!!! STUPID BITCH LICKERS!!!!
townie: "arr mate,...there's a goth.....lets beat him an his mates up, mate"
Goth:"take that you bitch licking crew"...beats up all the weak townie's....destroy's their boy racer car, snaps their dance music CD's, then eats them all......"stupid townie's.....will you ever learn....DANCE MUSIC IS CRAP, LISTEN TO ROCK!!!! YOUR ARE NOT HARD!!!! YOU HAVE NO STYLE!!!! YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!!! AND WHY DO YOU SAY 'MATE' SOO MUCH!!! STUPID BITCH LICKERS!!!!
by I HATE YOU STUPID TOWNIES.....BUMMER BOYS!!! January 21, 2004
Get the Towniemug. 
yeh most townie girls are slags an act all big but not all off them are like that im classed as a sharron but into rock and heavy metal an i dont go around with all me bling bling on i think gold sucks and i dont wear named shit like nike,reeboke,armani,mochino etc and im still classed as a sharron an 4 some reason i hate being classed as a sharron i havent got a problem with any1 and hate sterotyping an that crap an i dont use slang words or anything either and i dont lisen to rap or rnb or shit but still get called a sharron yet i dont dress as a sharron or act like 1 i mostly dress as a rocker lol so not all people class things the same:(
they all go around starting on 1 another 4 no aparant reason what so ever an walking round going wogwarn bro wats happenin an wasuppppppp an what u starin at man whats with the word man!!!!
by loe life:( August 5, 2004
Get the towniesmug.