Nerd Toucher

A derogatory term for self-important tech start-up type people. Meant to convey both nerdiness and pompousness

Some nerd toucher taped me on the subway with his google glass.

this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round

I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.

by Dr Bastard s Communism August 19, 2013

tonsil touchdown

When you finally get to insert your penis into a female's mouth

"Man Alissa was too easy to give Himli a tonsil touchdown"

by MidEvilSpyke March 7, 2017

ghost touch

another term for masturbation. it originally meant when a touchscreen laptop opens apps and shit by itself, without anyone touching it.

Tom tends to ghost touch himself when he's alone.

by $T0N3R May 1, 2018

Swedish touchdown

Another word for a shit

Jessica:yo yi george what u at
George:just takin a swedish touchdown

by Alan coolguywick March 28, 2018

Scandinavian Touch

The act off adding ketchup to various dishes that usually doesn't feature it.

Damn bro you have ketchup witj your spaghetti?!

Yeah man it's the Scandinavian Touch.

by Phishticuffs March 18, 2021

Monkey Touch

Gorilla tag but cooler so you don´t get bullied.

Hey Billy wanna play Gorilla tag? No stupid ni- nice friend its monkey touch

by goofy ahh travis scott May 4, 2022

Toucansexual

A furry, or perhaps bird furry, that has a particular kink for toucans

They say Tyson went to jail on a zoophilia charge for being an open toucansexual.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018