Tobias

Also known as Four . The main male character in the divergent series, Tris's boyfriend, Sexiest male in the world (my mind).

Watch the divergent series, I bet you'll LOVE Tobias!

by adDICtedTOTHEwifi May 13, 2018

toby konno

1. - straight bad ass.

"Wow, he could "toby konno" if he gets gold in every event for the fourth time in a row"!

by Webster December 3, 2004

tobaccattack

An urge or yearning to smoke.

"I got the tobaccattack, motherfucker."

by lotus.tear December 10, 2008

Toboggan

Another word for condom.

Never go scroggin'(see definition to scroggin') without a "toboggan".

by Cat Blackbone May 23, 2019

tobleroned

A consequence of being triple analed, the arse hole of the recipient gapes in a triangular shape looking like someone has beaten a toblerone up there with a hammer.

Me and my mates tobleroned your mum

by grandmother fucker August 19, 2013

i need to B my L on someone's Ts

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.

by Peter Bretter May 2, 2010

sotally tober

An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.

Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."

by Nick D July 12, 2004