SporkCenter

The art of sporking while watching Sport Center repeatedly

Today we spent all day in a snuggie enjoying some sporkcenter

by Ufia70 February 14, 2012

Spork Center

The act of sporking while watching Sports Center. Usually done during commercial breaks and repeats of earlier broadcast. Pretty much the best way to spend a day!!

(see sporking)

RC and I are just gonna stay in today and watch some Spork Center.

by UrSportsGirl February 26, 2012

spork

To spork: When a man becomes erect while spooning a women and it leads to sexual intercourse.

Woman: "Let's cuddle"
Man: "Okay."
Woman: "This feels nice."
Man: "Yes it does."
Woman: "Hey, I feel that, are you trying to spork me?"

by Smiles129 October 11, 2014

Spork

A utensil much like a spoon but with points to pick up something like meat

I want a spoon but my food must also be skewered to be picked up. So I will use a spork.

by Basic processor system robot July 31, 2015

Sporkcoat

1) When a female (girl) is talking to someone, as well as someone else as her mate.

2)Its when a male uses a girl only for a season.

1) I met this new guy, but he is my sporkcoat as long as my boyfriend doesn't know.

2) I have this girl as my sporkcoat , until the season is over.

by The OGs September 21, 2016

Sporgler

A term used to describe a non-spoiler which oversensitive people call a spoiler despite it being shown in trailer, toys and other promotional material of a film, TV show or game.

“oh man the porgs in Star Wars look pretty cool”

“what the fuck man SPOILERS! I didn’t want to know porgs existed”

“Fuck off you pathetic cock, its a sporgler”

by ShillyBatford October 10, 2017

Spork

when an innocent spooning session ends in rough sex

dude I totally sporked her so hard last night

by daddyfabulousskittles February 14, 2018