smedium

when a size small is too small and the size medium is too big you are a size smedium!!

They don't have my size I can't fit the small or the medium if only they had a smedium!

by smedium gal February 4, 2010

suedo stratified exphilliated colla-nepatheorium

A big slimy booger!

The patient's congestion was a result of suedo stratified exphilliated colla-nepatheorium

by SuperSoulBrotherSpaceman December 5, 2003

smedium

Skin tight tees worn by guys who like to show off their muscles.

"Ey dah, that shirt looks small on you, and you look kinda gay."
"Yea, I'm actually a large, but I like to get a smedium; to show off my muscles. Plus, I look good in Under Armours and Hollister."

by awfullygood October 3, 2009

baron samedi

it is a swift back hand slap to the back of the neck usually done when standing up and the one being slapped is sitting down not expecting it. the baron samedi should be accomadated by the sam noise

if you dont settle down you are gonna get a baron samedi

james gave him a baron samedi because he was being an ass clown

by jubajumble February 10, 2009

Sueda

Greatest Bible-fanboy in the world

Sueda: "That's not true!"
Me: "Why?"
Sueda: "Because the Bible says so!"

by Drol April 10, 2004

smeduim

clothing that ain't small and aint meduim...like white people relax fit

maaan, that a smeduim ass coat young like shit

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

someday driver

Someone who drives poorly and you hope "someday" they will get driving lessons and finally learn to drive.

A replacement for Sunday driver directed at people who are driving poorly, very slowly in the left lane or just dithering and dawdling, not signaling or just plain unaware of their surroundings and what is the appropriate response. Often holding a cell phone! A crash waiting to occur!

Look at that someday driver, maybe he'll finally learn how to use his signal.

Let's pass that someday driver before he loses control and drives some poor innocent off the road!

by George TheCar August 17, 2009