A resident of the ward of Stamshaw in Portsmouth, a location geographically identified by an impressive number of dumped random items of complete crap. Stamshawvians are accustomed to these aesthetics and frequently recycle them like The Clangers and are a friendly but hard edged community. Not be be confused with up-cycling as this would be a step too far in this ward.
Stamshawvians drink in the Mother Shipton Pub and one’s wearing shell suits and drinking pints should not be approached without due care and attention.
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Stamshawvians drink in the Mother Shipton Pub and one’s wearing shell suits and drinking pints should not be approached without due care and attention.
#Stamshaw #Portsmouth #MotherShiptonPub #Microwave #ShellSuit
“The microwave was picked up by a Stamshawvian”
“If you want to meet a native Stamshawvian, go to the Mother Shipton Pub in Portsmouth and look for the nearest drunk wearing a shell suit”
“If you want to meet a native Stamshawvian, go to the Mother Shipton Pub in Portsmouth and look for the nearest drunk wearing a shell suit”
by Superfledge February 12, 2018
Get the Stamshawvian mug.Shems is a guy who you will never really know . He is quiet around strangers and sometimes aggressive he needs his space but is also really funny careful and lovely. He is focused and always knows what he wants
《Do you see that guy over there? 》
《 you mean the one that looks like he is from a vogue magazine? 》
《 ya he is breathtaking, his name has to be Shems》
《 you mean the one that looks like he is from a vogue magazine? 》
《 ya he is breathtaking, his name has to be Shems》
by Glowingx May 7, 2018
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A great ship name for two people who adore eachother, Stepan and Emma. We love a wholesome (not really) ship. It's adorable!
by taehyung7 June 6, 2019
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Stemar is fine
by dp.stvmxr October 15, 2019
Get the stemar mug.This is a word used to describe an absolute madlad. It should only be used with great caution because to use this word to describe things that are not worthy of the title is very offensive. Other translations are the very best and respect.
1. What don't tell me...John you just beat up Thanos and the Hulk at the same time with your toenail. You are Stams level!
2. 50 million years ago when the universe was made
The Earth:One day I wanna be a Stams before I grow up.
The Universe:Stupid,stupid Earth. Little planets like you will never become like Stams. Only stars can.
2. 50 million years ago when the universe was made
The Earth:One day I wanna be a Stams before I grow up.
The Universe:Stupid,stupid Earth. Little planets like you will never become like Stams. Only stars can.
by FactSlayer May 2, 2020
Get the Stams mug.Shemsham - A fake, a fraud or imitation of the authentic; to make, or forced to fit under the disguise of a proper design. To look like, but really isn’t, the real thing.
At first the the ring appeared to be authentic, but further investigation proved it to be a shemsham!
by drteebro March 18, 2021
Get the shemsham mug.These are the types of parents that over obsess about their children doing good in grade school and think that their child is some sort of child prodigy. Usually their child will be a tad brighter than most in actuality, but instead of viewing their child as bright, they view them as some sort of young Isaac Newton. These types of parents are likely going to send their child to some sort of STEM school as soon as possible, and hold little regard for their child's relationships or even mental well being, as to them, these "relationships" are meaningless and friends are not needed to achieve things in life. These types of parents tend to tell their children "mottos" to live by, which in reality is their own convoluted propaganda such as: "Educate, Educate, Educate".
While these phrases hold little actual meaning, In the mind of the parent, they are only doing what is right.
These types of parents often do not realize, or ever truly realize what they are doing by dictating their children's lives with the premise of; Education is Power, and most of the children who fall victim to these kinds of parents never do truly succeed due to the overwhelming amount of stress and ridicule they receive from their parent's dictation and manipulation of their entire childhood and early to mid teenage years.
You can be above average, but just because you are doesn't mean that you are the next Einstein..
While these phrases hold little actual meaning, In the mind of the parent, they are only doing what is right.
These types of parents often do not realize, or ever truly realize what they are doing by dictating their children's lives with the premise of; Education is Power, and most of the children who fall victim to these kinds of parents never do truly succeed due to the overwhelming amount of stress and ridicule they receive from their parent's dictation and manipulation of their entire childhood and early to mid teenage years.
You can be above average, but just because you are doesn't mean that you are the next Einstein..
John: Hey. Did you see how those parents insisted on how their kid would raise the school's success rate by himself.
Molly: Yeah, I did. Kid looked really nervous, almost like he was expected to do something he was incapable of.
John: Now that you mention it, the way that kid's parents talked about him made them seem an awful lot like STEM Parents..
Molly: Yeah, I did. Kid looked really nervous, almost like he was expected to do something he was incapable of.
John: Now that you mention it, the way that kid's parents talked about him made them seem an awful lot like STEM Parents..
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