Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.

Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...

by Waterbugs November 19, 2013

Mates of State

Mates of State are an indie rock duo. Mates of State is composed of Kori Gardner (voice, electric organ, electric keyboard, and electric piano) and Jason Hammel (voice and drum set). The two are now a husband and wife team with a child.

The Mates of State are just what i need right now.

by indie snob December 11, 2006

Suck me off at the next station

The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.

Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"

by Alfonso69 October 26, 2011

Anti-stationwagonism

A term made up by Ciro de Siena from cars.co.za about the fear of station wagons and moving away from station wagons and buying worthless crossover SUVs.

Anti-stationwagonism is very widespread in many areas of the world, apart from say Europe.

by KnorrGuy November 6, 2022

Battle Stations!

A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.

Battle Stations! Nigger Alert! Fire at will!

by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023

manipulation station

A place where you have one way ticket from the toxic gossip train

Toxic gossip train: here’s a one way ticket to the manipulation station

by XplodingKittenz August 4, 2023

Woree State High

Woree State High School is a school filled with Druggies, and drunks. There are alot of F boys in the school: including Joe Tusa and Zach Fitz. The teachers are all racists, especially the vice principal. Alot of events go on at the school, including sports days, and the swimming carnival. On these days, expect your personal belongs to get stolen. People who go to Woree are poor and they steal from the "rich" people there. The boys are all tryna get ins, and all the girls look ugly as hell. A weirdo white boy goes around all day, everyday saying "hail Satan" and the teachers care more about weather your sitting next to the fence at the back of the oval then if your smoking pot behind the shead. Teaachers like Mr Abar buys knives off students who sell them. Teachers will also play favourites during the whole year.

"What school do you go to?"
"Woree State High"
"You must be a druggie."

by Polynesian101 October 15, 2018