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stanley steamer

verb; when your partner sucks on the pubes or "carpet" of their partner to search and clean out any goodies in such area
Guy 1: Dude how was your date with Kristy last night?

Guy 2: Dude it was so nasty! I gave her a stanley steamer and found a tooth, troll doll and a bag of box tops!

Guy 1; Nasty!
by grimmith September 28, 2009
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staple

Used to hold two or more peices of paper together in a slightly more permanent way then a paperclip. Also used in surgery to hold a wound together.
"Will you pass the stapler so I can staple my papers together?"

"He split his head open good, we'll need to staple it back together."
by Kenny May 13, 2005
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Stanley

The poorer and therefore shitter of the two main towns in Derwentside, County Durham. Consett, the more prosperous of the two areas was a shit-hole in the 60s, 70s and early 80s, however after the Steel works closed and money was re-invested in the area, it is now the Monte Carlo of Derwentside! Stanley on the other hand has a fine selection of boarded up shops, closed pubs and charity shops! It is frequented by neanderthols in chavy clothes and burberry baseball caps who will threaten you with minor violence if you look at them the wrong way but would actually shit a brick if you stood up to them!
Are you going to the market in Stanley today?

No thanks, I don't need any charity clothes!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009
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Daquan from staples

An overexcited black employee from staples who sadly did not make his way into fame like Alex from target did, although he tried.
Have you heard of Alex from target?

Yeah he was on the Ellen show

Well what about Daquan from staples

... Dude you made that up
by Kezi December 13, 2014
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Stapleface

1.Adj: To be well known by many people from many places.2. To be the friend that connects a group together.
John: "Yes we met through Dee, she's such a stapleface around campus."

Scott: "Oh, so thats how you and Jenny met."
by St.Crispin September 1, 2010
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Daniel Stapleton

A "mad fella" who rides motocross and drifts cars.
Daniel Stapleton, also known as Mad c**t or ruthless is a caring bloke who looks out for his mates and loves his lady.
Ruthless c**t! must be Daniel Stapleton.
by yeahiknowhim August 20, 2011
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staples

A useful tool for tapeless times.
"uh oh, i ran out of tape.. now what do i do?"

"staples my friend.. staples"
by dr. toofess April 12, 2013
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