Vadge stache

Pubes; Pubic hair usually on a vadge

You gotta shave your vadge stache

by Ja-fakin April 27, 2006

cocaine 'stache

When one snorts obscenely large amounts of cocaine and it gets all up under/over their grill.

dude1: hey watch it, there's a cop coming, wipe off your cocaine 'stache

by Kaemmer October 23, 2006

rapist stance

When a girl sees a guy's arm or other body part that she likes or turns her on. She gets ready to pounce, sometimes surprising the guy. Like a stance, her legs might be open, depending on how hot the guy is.

After Jessica saw Bob's arms, she got into her rapist stance.

I saw this hot guy and he took his pants off. I was like BAM! Rapist stance.

by amariiee March 8, 2011

joe stanevicz

having an erection for more than 8 hours

I have a joe stanevicz and I can't rid of it

by youelt March 27, 2009

Crazy Random Happen Stance

An unbelievable coincidence which may or may not be truly random. Origins: random happening or circumstance.

Dr. Horrible: Hey, isn't this weird? I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!

by Supernova4 March 8, 2011

poo stache

1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescents upper lip hair.

2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .

3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.

"Check out that bitch's poo stache"

"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"

"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"

by Michael Sandman July 28, 2008

Stanced

(adj.) Term used to describe a car that has had it's chassis significantly lowered, eliminating most of the space between the undercarriage of the car and the ground as well as the fenders and the tops of the wheels.

I saw a stanced Mazda 6 on my way home from work today.

by Heavy Pootis Guy April 19, 2014