by cpie September 10, 2010

In poker, the residue left on the table after a player has just bluffed and bought the pot. Much residue is left on the table and it can never be removed.
Pat Shelby just left a gigantic muck stain on my new poker table after buying the pot during the last hand.
by beemil October 11, 2006

I got douched off the edge 4 times and all my kills got stolen causing me to have massive smash stains
by brian poutlaw March 6, 2008

by crack pipe ...kevin May 10, 2009

by masterstainer August 20, 2008

by WILFONG June 11, 2003

A stain on the trousers of the world; a worthless or insubstantial person; one possessing no redeeming qualities, who is a waste of life.
"Goddamn but that guy's a fuckin' wank-stain!" or "Normally I'd love to Bob, but I regard you as a wank-stain and must decline."
by James McLean July 1, 2002
