monkey spunk

A thick white substance created by a monkey during the process of ejaculation.

Oh my this monkey spunk tastes bad!
Did you see where i left my monkey spunk?

by Edwina Mustafa Poo May 10, 2008

spunk farter

1) A person who expels bodily gasses post gay sex.

2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.

3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.

1) Lover 1: Oh I appear to have done a fart and some of your spunk fired out, does that make me a spunk farter?

Lover 2: Yes.

2) As above

3) Shut up spunk farter.

by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006

Spunk Bed

When you bust a huge load of spunk in your roomates bottom bunk bed and it sticks to the bottom of the top bed. You do this right before your roommate goes to bed so the spunk drips down on him as he sleeps.

Dude, Ed got wasted and just passed out in the spunk bed!

by Zig August 29, 2005

Spunk Dump

A woman (or man!) makes herself 'available' to one or two men from a group friends and all they other men find out and also manage to nail her, repeatedly, taking her total of your group into double figures.

' That girl you went home with the other night you do know she has slept with a couple of your mates?', 'Yeah I do she is the football teams Spunk Dump!'

by Oinoisy4 June 17, 2009

spunk weasel

somebody who sucks so much at stuff.

"I just failed to put in a definion for spunk weasel cos I spelt it spunk weisel." "That is cos you are a spunk weasel at spelling."

by Daniel Baker December 13, 2008

Trunk Spunk

When having sex with a girl, right before ejaculating, you pull out and blow your load on either her stomach, sides, or lower back, depending on the position.

I was fucking Tracy last night and i Didn't want to bust inside her, so i pulled out and gave her a creamy trunk spunk all over her stomach.

by MSUP-DIZZLE September 11, 2010

spunk fart

An unexpected fart after engaging in anal intercourse that is followed up by a large flow of residual semen.

Is it me or does it smell like sausage and meatballs in here? "My bad, Tyrone put a real pounding on me after dinner. It was a juicy spunk fart.

Why are you running to the bathroom, Lisa? "I just dealt a rancid spunk fart and have 1 million of your unborn children running down the side of my leg, Jim."

Sloppy Susan is one spunk fart away from hypertension and an increased chance of heart disease.

by Donald A. February 13, 2019